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angelwithwormstache:

portablemiah:

benskid:

portablemiah:

illegal immigrants? you mean white people

except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created. 

did you actually just say white people created society in america

image

THEY FUNDED THE UNITED STATES

FUNDED

That actually explains a lot of things.

(via vatikhancameo)

sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

(via cosimaniehaus7)

Hello, Lalique, you’re looking butch as always!"
“You’re just jealous because I don’t have to wear shoulder pads!
– The Nanny S4E13
Oh, that’s an intriguing outfit."
“Thanks, I got it half off.”
“I was wondering where the rest of it was.
– The Nanny S4E12

clintbarttons:

"What are you?"

"No.  The real question is… what are we?”

All-New Ghost Rider #002

I’ve never seen anything this colourful and dynamic.

(via cosimaniehaus7)

Anonymous asked: how are you a borderline sex addict?

safety-officer-barto:

If you come off anon I’d be more willing to discuss it

I think we all are borderline sex addicts. Those who disagree might be closeted.

Mild Food Poisoning Day Out

So I’m gorging on 90s show. Beginning with The Nanny!

I hear sounds of ecstasy coming from your bedroom; I thought you were eating cheesecake!
– The Nanny, The Kibbutz

WHEN WILL YOU TAKE ME SERIOUSLY
NOW GIVE ME MY OSCAR 

WHEN WILL YOU TAKE ME SERIOUSLY

NOW GIVE ME MY OSCAR 

(Source: pinkwa, via 2manyfandomsnotenoughfeels)

angelwithwormstache:

portablemiah:

benskid:

portablemiah:

illegal immigrants? you mean white people

except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created. 

did you actually just say white people created society in america

image

THEY FUNDED THE UNITED STATES

FUNDED

That actually explains a lot of things.

(via vatikhancameo)

sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

(via cosimaniehaus7)

Hello, Lalique, you’re looking butch as always!"
“You’re just jealous because I don’t have to wear shoulder pads!
– The Nanny S4E13
Oh, that’s an intriguing outfit."
“Thanks, I got it half off.”
“I was wondering where the rest of it was.
– The Nanny S4E12

clintbarttons:

"What are you?"

"No.  The real question is… what are we?”

All-New Ghost Rider #002

I’ve never seen anything this colourful and dynamic.

(via cosimaniehaus7)

Anonymous asked: how are you a borderline sex addict?

safety-officer-barto:

If you come off anon I’d be more willing to discuss it

I think we all are borderline sex addicts. Those who disagree might be closeted.

Mild Food Poisoning Day Out

So I’m gorging on 90s show. Beginning with The Nanny!

I hear sounds of ecstasy coming from your bedroom; I thought you were eating cheesecake!
– The Nanny, The Kibbutz

WHEN WILL YOU TAKE ME SERIOUSLY
NOW GIVE ME MY OSCAR 

WHEN WILL YOU TAKE ME SERIOUSLY

NOW GIVE ME MY OSCAR 

(Source: pinkwa, via 2manyfandomsnotenoughfeels)

"Hello, Lalique, you’re looking butch as always!"
“You’re just jealous because I don’t have to wear shoulder pads!"
"Oh, that’s an intriguing outfit."
“Thanks, I got it half off.”
“I was wondering where the rest of it was."
Mild Food Poisoning Day Out
"I hear sounds of ecstasy coming from your bedroom; I thought you were eating cheesecake!"

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"Oh honey, I'm not gay; I'm just pathetic!"

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